how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed
just talk to them for like two minutes
i haven’t ended any lives recently are you volunteering yourself?
ground control to major tom
new american apparel campaign
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
Snapchat story longer than Far East Movement’s career
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
im laughing so hard this pic looks like it belongs on joffrey’s instagram or something like “king’s landing vacay gettin tipsy with the betrothed #turnup #nofilter”