narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

damittromney:

i am the definition of beauty

damittromney:

i am the definition of beauty

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

super-who-locked-in:

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”

Do you really want to “ride the trolley”?

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DO YOU REALLY?!

holyhoe:

hyperlinktwink:

if you have a penis then you’re a boy. I don’t see how thinking you’re a boy can make you a boy. it’s like saying ‘well I feel I like should have been born a justin bieber so I am in fact justin bieber’ idek I don’t understand it

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neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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gjume:

this is full of surprises

theonewhosawitall:

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too