rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

fawun:

i just choked on my water

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

ed-sheeran-is-purrfect:

Ed and his brother Matt :) pic from @davidgrayontour

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

tastetheaids:

thedoctorpottergames:

Parents have two moods:

“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”

and

“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”

“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”

starksmash:

mamakarkat:

cronkri:

karkat—vantass:

chulacabra:

allstarbatmanny:

My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

running w/ scissors

the ingredients though

serving size: bowl

Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

softlokiwarmlokilittleballofsass:

in french today we were talking about celebrities that we admire and i said misha collins and nobody knew who i was talking about so my teacher googled him and put this photo up

and the whole class went quiet and from the back of the room we just heard this tiny ‘oh my god’

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

87daysbefore:

dylanofuckme:

i feel like i am level 5 in photoshop

and everyone else is like level 50+ in the elite four

i’m level paint

inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day