why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me
once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby
and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,
"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"
until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.”
another jem from my mum
90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face
This is the most important book in the world
IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND
whenever your friends say bad things about themselves
I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
i had a costumer the other day who was telling me about how her power went out at her house for two days and her fish was so cold that it jumped out of its tank and killed itself and she was buying fish ornaments to pay her respects to the fish